Thursday, August 23, 2007

Phallic Salad

When I come home in the morning I try to be a quite as I can so i don't wake up the little woman. You know I work nights and she works days.... So I head out to the garden in the back yard. In our yard there is a large garden with nice fencing, a curb around it, and automatic sprinklers. We probably wouldn't have done this but it was nice to move into a house with a nice garden.

We started out with a few things in the garden to test out what we will plant in the future. We have a few variety of tomatoes, green peppers, a pumpkin (HUGE and TAKING OVER THE WHOLE GARDEN), watermelon, and the Freudian veggie of phallus.... Well mmmmm lets just say we have a cucumber plant that grows cucumbers so big it would make a porn star blush. I'm not exaggerating but they are

From the porno garden of mystery,

Mr. O

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

What a wonderful day!

Out in the hot blistering heat mowing the lawn, which is so long I need to mow it twice to get it all. With only a couple more passes with the mower I will finish the lawn.... *putt putt whirrr spit spit..... bleh* Now the lawn mower is dead and out of gas. SHIT SUPER I was almost done.

Isn't yard work damn annoying SUPER FUN!

Sunday, August 19, 2007

The Soup: Rainbow Brite

All I can say is.... Joel McHale as SHERA PRINCESS of POWER!

Saturday, August 18, 2007

No Room In The Inn

I'm on my break at work at 1:30 am (I work 3rd shift) just relaxing watching the news in the lobby and my phone vibrates..... Ooooooooh HOT!!! Well it didn't turn out to be that hot. It was my Mom

My mom and here friend are driving 14 hours to come a spend a week visiting the little woman and I. The plans were to drive part way and stay in a hotel, and then drive the rest of the way the next day. Well apparently they couldn't find a hotel where they had planned on stopping. They pulled out the phone book and called
a bunch of places and it was like they couldn't find a hotel in the whole state! So they said they would snooze at a rest stop and just drive the rest of the way.....

The plan was they would be here at noon and now they said they will be here when I get off work at 6:30am.... Well there goes my extra cleaning time! So I ducked out of work so i could come home an frantically clean and tidy the house. The poor little woman will try and help but she couldn't sleep and she took a sleeping pill.

I'm excited to see my mom but WHY OH WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO COME EARLY!

Friday, August 10, 2007

Awwwww what a nice present!

My wife showed me this video a while back and I always joked with her that I would do it... Well lets just say I got her a present this weekend. I wrapped a box in pretty paper (happened to be Christmas paper) and I went into the bedroom and positioned myself so it was on top of me with my junk inside. I was covered up so all she could see when she came in was the box. We laughed and laughed..... Wasn't meant to be sexy but funny! Hmmmmmmm what next, a whipped cream bikini maybe? LOL