Thursday, January 31, 2008

What time is it?

*Rolls over to check the time* wait my clock and phone don't agree... Why did my phone change time zone?

Crazy phone

My phone is crazy... Sitting here at work and someone turns to me and says they just got a text from me. Look at my phone and it says message sent but I didn't send one.

*looks around at the outbox*

A message I sent on monday night just went through, and I think I may have sent it to my wife as well.... WTF

Mr. O

edited to say: oh and all of my texts to my wife seem to show up as a picture message instead of a text *shrugs*

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Rub Rub Rub

My wife likes a good back rub and I love to give one... So before heading off to work for the night I give her a back rub and she falls into a deep sleep. Awwwww she's so cute!

Mr. O

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Weekly secret

It's interesting because cinnimon buns make me sooooooo sick...

Edited to say: I wanted to remind you that these are not my secrets, they are from Post Secret.

Sunday, January 20, 2008

American Gladiator

When I found out they were remaking the TV show American Gladiator I was so excited!!! When I was a kid i was glued to the TV when this show came on and I'm sure it will be similar with the new version.

Mr. O


$&%^ YOU!

I didn't send this secret in but it is something I do at work.... When customers say "I only paid my bill 5 days late, WHY DID I GET A LATE FEE I'M NEVER LATE".

*mute* SHUT UP YOU STUPID MORON! *unmute* Oh I'd be happy to help you with that!

Mr. O

Thursday, January 17, 2008


I hate when I wake up early and can't fall back to sleep... *sigh*


I'm exhausted but when I climb into bed I'm wide awake... Damn it!

What a good doggy!

I HATE love my little pug... Sitting here at my desk
I start to smell the wonderful aroma of dog shit and wonder where it's
coming from. I go out into the living room and find a steaming
pile of shit
little present from out pug sitting on the

Well who can blame him... I wouldn't want to go to the bathroom either when it's 15 degrees (Fahrenheit) outside.


I AM ADDICTED!!!! During my break at work today I stare at my computer
wishing I could do whatever I want online. Jealous of the people who
can surf at their leisure, play games, blog, etc...

Every time I sit down at a computer I need to.... blog, check my Neopets, and watch viral videos on You Tube. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh I'm such an internet addict!

Mr. O

Wednesday, January 16, 2008


I AM GONNA THROW UP!!!!! Normally the dog has horrid smells coming out of his ass but today he keeps letting out little burps *gags* HOLY SHIT IT SMELLS SO BAD


Mr. O

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Mmmmmmm Cookies!

Here's the weekly secret from Post Secret

Mr. O

Friday, January 11, 2008

It's not just a song

Who would have thought that someone humming the Happy Birthday song would be more exciting than singing......




Mr. O

Happy Birthday

I recreated the singing birthday card that my wife gave me for my birthday.... IT'S SO CUTE!!!!

Thursday, January 10, 2008

We all have secrets!

One of my weekly online reads is Post Secret, which is "an ongoing community art project where people mail in their secrets anonymously on one side of a homemade postcard". The creator Frank has complied several books with secrets he has received, and I own and enjoy two of these books. I thought I would start posting one secret from each week...if I think it's cute, shocking, disgusting, or whatever

Mr. O


I swear if you send one more feel good, life is so wonderful, be a better person email I am going to come over to your desk and twist your ugly little head off!!!!


Mr. O

Saturday, January 5, 2008

Shovel Love

Now I feel bad.... I decided to get dressed and go shovel the walk and driveway and my wife pointed out that someone had already done it. After complaining and making fun of the he neighbours they went and did something nice.

*bows head in shame*

Hubmle Mr. O

Death by shovel

Isn't it annoying when ugly fucking hillbilly cute little kids come and ask to shovel the snow from your driveway? NOT WHEN THEY COME AT 8AM AND THEN LEAVE PACKING DOWN ALL THE SNOW SO YOU CAN'T SHOVEL IT!!!!! Well lets just hope they wander past a pedophiles house... I'm just kidding!

Horrible way to wake up...

OMGosh seeing this creepy little kid on TV when I wake up isn't a good way to start the day... *CRIES*