Sunday, April 27, 2008

Bow Chicka Woof Woof

Here is my weekly pick from Post Secret.

Sometimes I look over and see a dog watching.... PERVERTED DOGS! I wonder what they would say if they could talk?

Turn your head and meow

Saturday morning after cleaning and polishing the inside of the car the Little Woman and I set off to traumatize the little kitty once again. It was time for Stockton's booster shots. The nurse person checked him over and ummmm... stuck a.... SHE STUCK A THERMOMETER UP HIS ASS! *owwwwie* I know it's a normal part of his little check up but it's so sad to watch because his pupils dilate and he is very very very sad.

A few minutes after the nurse left she returned with the Vet who also checked him out to make sure he was doing well, which he was. They administered his booster shots and then the vet continued to fawn and oochie boo over how super cute he is.... She cuddled him and made goo goo faces at him which we also do from time to time. Now one would think that a vet does that with every animal that they see, but I think she really really liked him extra. I had brought one of our other kittens to see the same vet and she displayed some affection and fascination towards the beauty of the kitty, but not as much as she did with our handsome little Stockton man... HE IS SO DAMN CUTE!

Saturday, April 26, 2008

This is my weekly secret choice from PostSecret. Most people are so bad at giving directions I just pretend like I'm writing them down and then I get the exact address so I can use Google Maps.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

My minutes of fame

I discovered an awesome morning radio show a few weeks ago... The Morning Zoo

I come home and tell my wife all about them and she says she has been listening to them for years and she also thinks they are funny. She had emailed back and forth with Frankie (one of the hosts of the show) talking about a picture she had of him when they were at an N'Sync concert many years ago. The little woman said she would get a copy of the picture and send it on over. Well I thought it would be fun to make a little care package with something for each of the shows hosts. I procrastinated mailing the package because I normally am sleeping when the post office is open (I work nights), but I finally emailed the show and asked if I could drop it off Monday morning, and Frankie agreed.

Monday morning around 7am I buzz the studio from the night entrance and Dangerboy came and brought me into the studio. I thought they might bring me in so the day before I got a hair cut and made sure I had some nice clothes picked out to wear. I should also mention that they broadcast the show on The Hive TV as well so that added to my desire to look nice.

I sat there and listened to the show laughing hysterically while trying to keep quite. During one of the breaks I handed out the presents which they appreciated.

On Fridays show last week they were talking about sibling rivalry so I decided to email them with one of the many stories of my brothers cruelty towards me as a child ;) and they replied saying that they would share the story on Monday. Well on Monday as I'm sitting there watching the show I see Frankie going through a bunch emails and sharing different things. When he comes to my email he starts to read it and then puts two and two together.... When he realizes the email is from me he has me come to the mic to share my story. Lucky for me they post all of their shows online so I was able to grab the audio to share with everyone.

Mr. O

Friday, April 18, 2008

*sniff sniff* WTF!

WHAT THE HELL.... *sniff sniff* Why does the fridge smell like egg salad!?!?! I.... I... don't remember having egg salad. Oh dear I need to figure out what that smell is.

Mr. O

*edited to say* It was chicken.... According to the expiration date it was fine but it smelled rotten. EWWW!

Thursday, April 17, 2008

I am slowly going crazy!

I swear the last hour of work goes SO SLOW!

Mr. O

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

So cute!

What a cute little puss.... Meow

Mr. O

Friday, April 11, 2008

Silly Brother

Happy birthday brother

Shopping list addition from work

Note to self: Buy black shoelaces and socks

Monday, April 7, 2008

The Qquuirrhh.... WHAT?!?!

From time to time I have people ask me what my name means... Well I live at the foot of the Oquirrh Mountains. Thanks to Wikipedia I found this little explaination of what the Oquirrh Mountains are.

The Oquirrh Mountains are a mountain range that run north-south for approximately 30 miles (50 km) to form the west side of Utah's Salt Lake Valley, separating it from Tooele Valley. The range stops at the south shore of the Great Salt Lake. The highest elevation is Flat Top Mountain at 10,620 ft (3,237 m). The name Oquirrh (pronounced O-Ker) was taken from the Goshute Indian word meaning "wooded mountain." The name "Oquirrh" is a Ute Indian word translated as "The Shining Mountains" or "Glowing". Possibly due in part to the ranges appearance when struck by first light in the winter.

Mr. O

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Whose your daddy?

A new baby born in Australia can spend time with his Dad and Grandpa at the same time... Not so strange unless your Dad and Grandpa are the same person o.0

"A SOUTH Australian father and daughter have revealed they are a couple, and have had a child together.
John and Jenny Deaves reunited 30 years after Mr Deaves separated from Jenny's mother.

Jenny was 31 and just two weeks after meeting, father and daughter had sex.

"John and I are in this relationship as consenting adults," Mrs Deaves told the Nine Network's 60 Minutes tonight.

"We are just asking for a little bit of respect and understanding."

Their nine-month-old daughter Celeste, shown on TV, appears fit and healthy.

Mrs Deaves said soon after reuniting with her father she began to see him as a man first and her father second.

"I was looking at him, sort of going, oh, he's not too bad," she said.

"Like you might look at a man across the bar at a nightclub."

Mrs Deaves brought two children, Samantha and Alex, into the relationship after splitting from her former partner.

Mr Deaves admitted that he "initially" thought having sex with his daughter was wrong.

"Emotions take over, as people no doubt realise, there are times during your life where emotions do rule the heart, it rules the head," he said.

"I knew it was illegal, of course I knew it was illegal but you know, so what."

Mrs Deaves said the physical relationship with her father was like "a sexual relationship with any other man".

For Mr Deaves the sexual relationship was "absolutely fantastic".

A South Australian police media spokesman said "the couple is being monitored"." (The Daily Telegraph)

Mr. O


Normally I'm not easily scared but there is one thing that gives me the boo boo jeebies... SCORPIONS!!! Not only does this traumatizing video include scorpions but it also has Hilary Duff...

This clip is is from the Movie War, Inc. "War Inc. (formally known as Brand Hauser) is set in the future, when the desert country of Turagistan is torn by a riot after a private corporation, owned by the former US president, has taken over the whole state. Brand Hauser (John Cusack) is a hit man who suppresses his emotions by gobbling down on hot sauce and is hired by the corporation's head to kill the CEO of their competitors. Everything changes when the ruthless killer finds himself head-over-heels in love with a sexy reporter portrayed by Marisa Tomei." (Wikipedia)

Smells soooooooo good

We started using this new fabric softener and it smells so good!!! I guess I've always loved the smell of clean laundry... No really I LOVE IT! I will smell the clothes as I take them out and put it in the dryer. It's kinda like crack *sniffles*

Mr. O

Weekly Secret

My weekly pick from Post Secret

Hee hee hee

Saturday, April 5, 2008

She doesn't want to talk about it!

It speaks!

Ok I think I am having too much fun with this.... Not only did I Create a Southpark Character but I used Blabberize to make it talk.

Maybe I'll start using this to blog.....

Mr. O

What the hell are you talking about?

Watching TV and listening the radio I frequently hear words that I have no idea what they mean... Thank goodness for Urban Dictionary. Now a resource for people with a vocabulary that is out of touch with those young whipper snappers...

Word of the day: Tramp Stamp

A tattoo above a woman's ass crack.

"Her pants were so low cut, you could see her tramp stamp."

Mr. O

Goooooooood Morning!

My wife has an eclectic music selection in her car and sometimes I don't really connect with some of the things on her CDs.... SO When I get in the car I find something on the radio to listen to. Recently I discovered a local morning show that is just great! The hosts are funny and make me laugh all the way home from work. After telling my wife about my discovery she told me that she also likes them and has listened to them for quite some time.

*Introduce a new fan of The Morning Zoo*

Mr. O

Just Grow Up!

I work for a large company in a professional environment.... I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE WHO ACT LIKE CHILDREN CAN WORK IN THAT SETTING!!!!

I work the graveyard shift and we just started sharing desks with people who work in the morning. Since I work a little later than others I get to see people coming in from the morning shift, and there is one woman that I just want to bitch slap.... All she does is whine "My deskmate moved the phone" "He used my calculator"


*takes a deep breath*

Ok I'm fine now :)

Mr. O