Monday, May 26, 2008

Stupid stupid stupid people

Me: Thank you for calling How can I help you today?

Customer: I need to activate the new card I received.

Me: I would be happy to do that for you... What are the last four digits of your account number?

Customer: *sounding annoyed* Fine.... Just a second

*I hear rustling thinking maybe she is pulling the card off the letter is comes attached to and then I hear BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*

Customer: Okay now what is my balance

Me: I need you to say the numbers to me. What are the last four digits of your account number.

Customer: *sounding annoyed* Fine.... Just a second

*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*

Me: No I actually mean you need to speak the numbers

Customer: *sounding really annoyed* I ALREADY GAVE IT TO YOU BUT FINE! It's 4567 (please note this number has been changed to protect the stupid)

Me: For security I need to verify the last four digits of your Social Security Number

Customer: Fine

*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*

Me: Miss I'm a person... I am not a computer so you actually have to speak the numbers to me!

Lets say the call continued like that for a while.... Some people are so damn stupid!

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

SO ANNOYING!

Fuck fuck fuck..... If you don't stop humming I will slap you!

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

YOU HAD A DREAM ABOUT WHAT!?!?!?!?!

My father in law called yesterday while we were out grocery shopping and asked if I would drive them to the airport in the morning, and since I work nights it would be perfect timing so I said I would. I'm glad I was able to do it because paying for parking at the airport for a week is expensive and who really wants to leave their car there for that long.

I headed to their house after work and picked them up to take them to the airport. On the way they asked if I would stop at a gas station so they could buy something to drink. I agreed to stop and had to kindly decline their offer to by me one too because I needed to go to bed soon (which if you know me that was hare because I'm a diet coke-aholic). So my father in law heads into the store to get a drink for himself and my wife's mom. Mother-in-law stays in the back seat because I drive a two door car and it's not very easy to get in and out. We chat a bit and she says the usual things about how wonderful I am and how lucky her daughter is.... I have to preface this next part of my story with "She's a little odd at times". My wife always says, "My mother can be a little crazy but if anyone else says that I kick their ass". She says some odd things but what would come out of her mouth next would make me laugh on the inside and give me the boo boo jeebees all at the same time:

Mother in law (MIL): "So I had a dream about you last night... You were naked"

Mr. O: *Trying not to sound creeped out* "Oh My"

MIL: "Yeah. We came over to visit you guys and we brought some mice for the cats to play with. I was sitting there chatting with your wife and I looked over and saw you standing there naked"

Mr. O: *shutters*

MIL:
"Then I turned to your wife and said YOU ARE A LUCKY WOMAN"

It is true that the little woman is lucky to have a "wonderful" man like me *wink wink* but it really wasn't something I wanted to hear from my mother in law.... *shutters*

I think I may be traumatized.

Mr. O

Sunday, May 4, 2008

Weekly Secret

THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

Fun Commercials!

While relaxing today I've seen many commercials that make me laugh and I thought I would post them...

This one made me laugh so hard that I snorted


I.... I..... OWIE!


There was a Dairy Queen commercial that I wanted to post but I couldn't find it :(

Mr. O

Note to self:

Check out menshealth.com/bellyoff