Monday, September 29, 2008

Fortune Cookies

Along with my Bumper Stickers I thought I would post fortune cookies that I have saved.

Watch for a stranger to soon become a friend

An admirer is too shy to greet you

You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly.

It tastes sweet

Bumper Stickers

I often see amusing bumper stickers and I thought I would share them when I see one.

Someone at my work has this one:
Anything can happen in the kilt

Saw this on the way to work the other day:
Try God

These ones I saw a long long time ago on the same car:
Witches do it in a circle

Jesus protect me from your followers


If you see any cool ones pass them on to me so I can post them

Heads - Shake



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Saturday, September 27, 2008

So gross

I can understand not flushing the toilet at your house but not flushing at work? COME ON PEOPLE THAT'S GROSS

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Wordless Wednesday



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Monday, September 22, 2008

Wet Shoes

I bought some new shoes and I wanted to waterproof them before I started wear them... I took them outside, sprayed them, and left them over night to dry. I woke up this morning and it was pouring rain. DANG IT!

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Taking a nap

HoooooooooOOOOOOOoooooNK

What a rude awakening this morning....

The little woman bursts into the bedroom looking for clothes... "THE COPS ARE AT THE DOOR AND A HORN IS HONKING"

I throw clothes on, stumble outside and sure enough there are two cops and our car horn is honking. Apparently it had been honking for like 20 minutes. At least the neighbors tried to knock on our door before they called the cops, but we didn't hear them because we were both in opposite ends of the house. To make matters worse the two cops were being friendly with each other and stayed in front of our house for a good 30 minutes chatting...

The little woman called her mechanic daddy and told him our car is crazy and he will come over later to look at it. UNTIL THEN I've take the horn's fuse out so it doesn't piss off the neighbors while we are gone for the day.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, September 19, 2008

Flash Fiction 55 - #6

I've been so busy and I haven't been blogging much... I've missed my 55 Flash Fiction entries.

I have made this a continuing story. Below is my current entry and to view the full story Click Here

Jeff smiled with a sigh. If he could keep busy he knew he would forget her. He needed to.

It was early on a Saturday morning and there was little life on the streets. Passing the retro town diner he glanced in the window and stopped. She is so beautiful. She saw him and smiled.


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Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Owwwwwie

I recently pulled out one of my dog training tricks for the cats..... When I wanted to train Shelly to stay off the couch I would set mouse traps on the couch and put newspaper on top of them. She would jump up, they would snap, and she would run scared to death. Since the newspaper was there she wouldn't get hurt.

Well Fluffy has taken to peeing in our office in the corners or under the little womans desk. She probably has memories of when she was little and we had a little litter box in here when she was a kitten. ANYWAY! I've set traps up in a couple corners to deter her from using them as a potty. I pulled up the paper in one corner and thought the traps had gone off so I reach down to reset them *SNAP* OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW..... It didn't need to be reset. Well I should reset the other one I thought *SNAP* OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.... You would have thought I would learn after the first one snaped on me. Duh

Wow Three Years!

It's been a wonderful three years... I LOVE YOU SWEET HEART!

Amazing that some people are so stupid

You try to get out of the elevator but the people getting in are standing in the way surprised that someone is trying to get out.... What's wrong with people!

Saturday, September 13, 2008

They're going to take me away... Hee hee

Thursday, September 11, 2008

I'M A FREAK!

I don't know if I've ever mentioned it before but the little woman and I play a game called Neopets. It's a kids game but there are lots of grownups who enjoy playing. Well Neopets recently started a promotion where you get toys and prize codes at Burger King.

Well I'm not interested in the toys... What I want is the codes which are redeemed for items in the game. I know they are just little pictures on an online game but it's so much fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mindless fun is what I need sometimes.

Well on the way home from work I stopped at the grocery store to get some cat food, because the kitties were starving. While walking into the store I see a brown bag smooshed on the ground with french fries around it. I immediatly recognized it as a Neopets bag and I picked it up. I dumped out the fries and took it home.... I WAS SO EXCITED. What a dork ;)

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Wordless Wednesday



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Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Wordless Wednesday



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Mmmmmmm

Free hot chocolate is great to get warm.... I love you employer!