Tuesday, March 31, 2009

The Sham-Hoe



Vince Shlomi, better known as Vince Offer needs some lovin' too! "On February 7, 2009, Offer was arrested in Miami Beach, Florida on a charge of felony battery after an altercation with a 26-year-old prostitute. Offer, who appears in police reports under his real name Vince Shlomi, contended that he struck the prostitute when she "bit his tongue and would not let go". Prosecutors later declined to file formal charges against either individual." (Wikipedia: Vince Offer)



Poor WHORE Lady

I like...

To change the pitch and/or speed of songs using Audacity. IT'S SO MUCH FUN!

Oooooh a reply from the KGB

Hi there,

Great work on passing the Special Agents Challenge! We’re impressed.

The next step in the process to become a Special Agent is Training. However, at this time, all Training classes are full.

We are carefully balancing text volumes with agent scheduling to find the perfect coverage mix. This ensures that our Special Agents remain busy fielding questions (and making money!) when logged in. As additional coverage is needed, we will open up additional Training classes.

Thanks for your patience. We will be back in touch to invite you to Training as soon as we are ready for you. Stay tuned!

Special Agents Training

Random Fact

Random Fact (Prompted by the KGB)... How many cats would you have to stack on top of each other to reach the moon?

Assume:
Average house cat height: 24cm
Average distance to the moon: 384,401 km

384,401km x 1,000m x 100cm = 38,440,100,000 cm to the moon

38,440,100,000cm / 24cm = 1,601,670,833.3 Cats to the moon

*Hopes to join the KGB*

I just applied to be a special agent for the KGB (Knowledge Generation Bureau). NO IT'S NO THE SECRET POLICE FROM THE SOVIET UNION!!!

People can text random questions to 542542 and the special agents would text back the answer. It sounds like fun! Maybe they will bring me on as an agent. Take the special agent challenge.

Monday, March 30, 2009

Dear Chocolate...

I HATE YOU!!!! I know that it has happened before and I should have known better, but you used your crafty deliciousness against me. I know that chocolate is a food to avoid when you have GERD (Gastroesophageal reflux disease). Well I didn't so... Well I thought it was a good idea to drink some Diet Dr. Thunder (poor people Dr. Pepper) and eat some Easter colored M&Ms while I laid in bed watching TV. Maybe I watched TV too long and fell asleep, which is also bad for GERD.

*Sigh*

Well I still blame you chocolate.

Love,

Mr O

Ps. We will meet again I'm sure

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Weekly Secret

Normally I have my weekly secret choice from Post Secret but I thought that this week deserved two secrets.




On the back of the postcard below it said "Perhaps I will meet my permanent death buddy someday. I think I would still pretend... Just to make new ones. Maybe it will be you..."

Wal Mart Goodness.

Found some fun things to take pictures of at Wal-Mart when we stopped on the way home.

Is the picture below a tasty snack or a late night strip club?



Nothing says I love you Jesus like a chocolate cross!

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Feeding my internet addiction...

I frequently visit Perez Hilton.Com for my fix of celebrity gossip, and when I was searching through You Tube for more Super News clips I found this gem. It's so true!



I also found this video about the modern day relationship. Just remember a text that says "Heyy wahts up?" means "hey let's have sex!" and a noncommittal response like "out with friends" really means "boning some random dude."

Friday, March 27, 2009

I like...

things that make fun of things!

Twitter-tastic!

So I jumped on the twitter bandwagon. "Why?" you ask... Well my twitter profile is private and I don't approve any followers. "WTF?" you say. I've been saddened by my lack of a Facebook worthy phone, so I can update everybody with everything I do ALL DAY!!! Well I discovered I can set set Fackbook to update when my twitter updates. SO NOW I CAN TWEET BY TEXT AND THAT UPDATES MY FACEBOOK STATUS. I'M TWITTER BOOKING! *Twitches*

ANYHOO... I found this very amusing video about twitter, and I wanted to share it.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Weekly Secret

This is my weekly choice from Post Secret.

Jesus is on the move

I stopped at 7-11 to get some gas today and saw a bumper sticker that said "During rapture this car will be unmanned." As I was pulling put of the parking lot of the gas station I saw a fun message on the church sign across the street. "Free trip to heaven. Details inside."

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Weekly Secret

This is my weekly choice from Post Secret.

Yum-o

Nothing says happiness like a midnight trip to iHop!

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Thanks Buck

A friend at work bought this magnet when she was in Vegas... It's very funny.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Weekly Secret

Assuming things about people breaks down lines of communication.